Jun 16

Prompt: 

What was the wonkiest item reported on in the national news today?

Bard:

The wonkiest item reported on in the national news today was a story about a man who tried to sell his vote on eBay. The item was reported by several major news outlets, including The New York Times, The Washington Post, and CNN. The man, who has not been identified, listed his vote for sale for $1 million. He said that he was selling his vote because he was "disillusioned with the political process." The eBay auction quickly drew attention from the media and the public. Many people were outraged by the man's attempt to sell his vote, while others found the story to be humorous. The auction was eventually closed by eBay, and the man was banned from the site.

Here are some other wonkiest items reported on in the national news today:

* A woman in Florida was arrested for driving her car into a lake while trying to escape from a beehive that had attached itself to her car.

* A man in Texas was arrested for stealing a cow and trying to sell it on Craigslist.

* A group of students in California created a robot that can play the game "Pac-Man" better than any human.

These are just a few of the many wonkiest items reported on in the national news today. It's a reminder that even in the midst of serious news, there is always room for a little bit of humor and weirdness.